Pet Peeves

1) DO NOT TALK TO ME WHEN I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU!!
I can’t stress this enough. If I did not ask for your input or mention your name then why are you speaking? Help me understand, because this always seems to escape me. Only speak when spoken to. My mood is never stable I will go left quicker than you blink. So to avoid any madness DO NOT TALK TO ME.
I swear this happens everyday. Why? I can’t figure it out. I guess people just like to piss me off.

2) Don’t try and correct me unless you’re ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE you’re right. I will ask for evidence. If you’re telling me I’m wrong I will ask you every question I can think of. How do you know? Where did you learn this? When did you learn this? Let me look this up on the internet. YES, it is that serious. Provide me with proof. If you can’t do that then I don’t care to hear what you have to say. You just THINK you know. 😂

3) LIARS. Why are you lying? To me of all people? What’s the worst I can do if you tell me the truth? Get angry? Well that happens 10 times a day without the help of you. I’ll be okay. Just be honest. I’ll feel better knowing that you were courageous enough to tell the truth. Scared people lie.

4) When someone drinks something I put in the refrigerator and places the empty evidence back. Pause. Why are you putting empty items into the refrigerator. There’s nothing to refrigerate. Unless it evaporated in the time between you placing it down and me picking it up. Uh NO BITCH. it doesn’t happen like that. & I know you know you knew you were wrong. Like are you rubbing it in my face that drank my drink? Advertising the empty cup/can/etc?! What did you expect me to do? Eat it? I sure as hell don’t have anything to drink. You stole that privilege. Asshole. 😑 Throw it away!!! I don’t want it.

5) Those fucking STUPID ass cartoons on Cartoon Network. (Regular Show, Adventure Time, etc) why? WTF are those creatures?? Even worse, they’re on adult swim. Tf? DO YOU EXPECT AN ADULT TO WATCH THIS? I can get this through my head. I don’t bother watching for the plot, I just become lost in the fact that someone drew these half ass sketches of these unknown creatures, gave them names, and put them on television for adults to watch? Inappropriate ass cartoons. Do they not know toddlers watch Cartoon Network. That’s where they’re learning words like masturbate … We were playing family feud and my 12 year old cousin guessed the word MASTURBATE!!!! 😱 Hmm …

I’m disturbed.

Sorry for cursing like a sailor. (:

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